Why We Didn’t Win The World Cup
I just went looking for free MP3s of “Land of Hope of Glory”, “Jerusalem” and “I Vow To Thee My Country” online, and the best I could come up with was an - admittedly reasonable - rendition of “Jerusalem” recorded by a girls’ school choir from America.
Where did England go? Admittedly I left, but that was because I couldn’t fucking stand living there any more.
And that’s why we didn’t win the World Cup.
