The Dangers of Falling Asleep on the Sofa on Friday Evening
Suddenly like a bank of fog you’re on a pebble beach masturbating a great white whale fluke dog cock of smoke and the Bering Strait and it’s a sit down wedding reception but oh no Paris Hilton is there on the guest list and you’re seated at her table but she’s come in fancy dress as Jane Roe from Roe vs Wade, which sends entirely the wrong message.
And I’ve lost my place in the book I was reading.
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Lay off the pickles.
Uh mate what about the funny stuff ?
Hate to break it to you, Shorn, but there never was any funny stuff.